Night Crumbs

August 31, 2017 / Posted by:

Chanel released a commercial for their latest perfume starring Kristen Stewart. It’s kind of like a high-fashion mash-up of that 1984 Apple commercial, The Matrix, and a chiffon sale at Joann Fabrics, with KStew looking like a haute couture hipster mummy. I hope she got to keep her wardrobe from the shoot, because “Haute Couture Hipster Mummy” sounds like KStew’s ideal Halloween costume – Lainey Gossip

But just in case you think she’s all gone all fancy, Kristen Stewart proves she’s still the “Ugh, whatever” President of the Edgy Kids Club by using a shoelace for a belt – Popoholic

Kate Moss’ sister is the latest person to be like “Can you see my nipples? Eh, it’s fine” before they stepped in front of the paps – Drunken Stepfather

Luann de Lesseps’ second husband moves fast – Reality Tea

Actress Chloe Bennet got very real when someone asked why she chooses not to go by her real last name of Wang – Celebitchy

Bella Thorne can now add “aspiring popstar” to her resume (a resume I assume is written in glitter lube on the paper toilet seat cover from a club restroom) – Hollywood Tuna

According to Aaron Rodgers, a lot of gay NFL players are still afraid to come out of the locker room closet – Towleroad

PBS might be pulling an “I don’t know her” on the new The Great British Bake-Off. All of a sudden, PBS is too good for charming British programming, huh? – Jezebel

Secret Baby News: Hannah Simone (aka Cece from New Girl) gave birth a month ago – Just Jared

Here is yet another Will & Grace teaser to hold you over until the show starts – Boy Culture

And here is a very sad trailer for the made-for-TV Bobbi Kristina Brown biopic – Starcasm

Some people in China don’t want Gigi Hadid strutting her panty-covered ass in their country for the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show – IDLYITW

No pun intended (kidding, all the pun intended), but let’s end with a collection of bouncing TV butts – Popsugar

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