Russel Brand Put A Ring On It, Again

August 28, 2017 / Posted by:

No, not to Katy Perry. She’s way too celebrity and capitalist for his tortured comedian ARTISTE self. Russell Brand walked down the aisle for a second time, and this time it was to brand and lifestyle blogger Laura Gallacher. Interestingly, much like the Saturday afternoon offerings on TBS, this shit sounds like a rerun.

If you remember, Russell and Katy got married in a traditional Indian ceremony in Rajasthan, India. People magazine says this go ’round, Russell and Laura got married in a church near their home in England, and then hopped aboard a steamboat to go to an Indian-themed wedding. Huck Finn meets Bollywood? Eh, on the celebrity hierarchy of WTF?, this only barely moves the needle. But way to think outside the box, Russ!

Guests included their 9-month-old daughter Mabel and other family members, as well as famous friends like Jonathan Ross, comedian David Baddie, and Oasis singer and noted pocketful of sunshine Noel Gallagher. Russell confirmed the news on his podcast Sunday by saying, “I’m living a married life now…I’m domestic.” Considering his wife is a lifestyle blogger, I hope married life means full-fledged war on taking that steamed vagine empire of GOOP down to the ashes!


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