Open Post: Hosted By Miley Cyrus Looking Phantasmical On David LaChapelle’s Book Cover

August 26, 2017 / Posted by:

Potential raunchy VMA’s puppeteer, Miley Cyrus, is on the cover of superstar photographer David LaChapelle’s new photography book, Lost + Found. It looks like Miley was like, “Hey, Dave, remember back when I was hangin’ with The Flaming Lips and totally not doing (wink) all sorts of psychedelics and I released an album about dead pets? Can you make me look like what I envisioned I looked like back then? I know I actually looked more like a hippie raver that crawled out of the dirty ball pit in a about-to-be-closed-by the-health-department Chuck E. Cheese. But this is fantasy, y’all!

She sorta looks like Tinkerbelle and Lisa Frank had a baby that grew up to be a mescaline-using nudist that listens to a lot of Stevie Nicks.

Even thought she looks like she’s flashing her nipples and bits, E! News sez that Miley wasn’t actually nekkid. She was wearing a sheer bodysuit that was decorated with Swarovski crystals. Frankly, I’m more into the Patsy Cline’s boyfriend drag she was sporting for that new video. It’s probably because crystal-encrusted vagina doesn’t have an effect on me, and I’m a sucker for a greasy pompadour.

Pic: David LaChappelle/TASCHEN

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