Oh, what do we have here? A plastic container filled with expired leftovers from the mid-2000s that really should have been slipped into the trash years ago but for some reason continues to linger in the back of the fridge? Well yes, but it’s also a leftover that is just so sorry some recent gross ass-kissing comments went viral and made her sound like a terrible person. Heavens, we wouldn’t want anyone to think that about Paris Hilton, would we?
Yesterday, C.J. brought you an interview Paris Hilton did with Marie Claire last November in which she gushed over Hilton family friend Donald Trump and pulled a “That’s so not hot” while talking about the women who have accused him of sexual assault. Paris accused said accusers of wanting “attention and fame.” Look Paris, just because you’re willing to lower yourself into the bottom of the barrel for attention and fame, doesn’t mean everyone is. This was in the same interview in which she announced she was all about “girl power” now. Really classy stuff.
Anyway, someone must have interrupted Paris during her DJ preparations (aka picking out which “suh k’yut” headphones to wear) and informed her that her comments stunk worse than her perfumes. Because she released a statement yesterday apologizing for them. But also, you know, to not-so-subtly imply that Marie Claire took them out of context.
“I want to apologize for my comments from an interview I did last year. They were part of a much larger story and I am regretful that they were not delivered in the way I had intended.
I was speaking about my own experiences in life and the role of media and fame in our society and it was never my intention for my comments to be misapplied almost a year later. I always believe in helping women have their voices heard and helping create an environment where women feel empowered and believe in themselves.
I am deeply hurt by how this has played out and also deeply sorry. Moving forward I will continue to do what I can to be an advocate for girls and women with the hopes of providing a louder voice for those who may desperately need it.”
Paris wants to empower women and provide a louder voice for those who need it? Sure, whatever. I just hope that when she does so, she also provides complimentary ear plugs. You know, just in case she decides to advocate in that annoying baby voice of hers.