Blac Chyna Calls It Quits With Her New Man Of Fifteen Seconds

August 17, 2017 / Posted by:

It’s hard to believe that it was just last month when Rob Kardashian exposed the hell outta his baby mama Blac Chyna in their explosive breakup. Well, Chyna was unfazed and quickly moved on to some discount Chris Brown looking mutha fucka named Mechie. And no, I don’t know who or what a Mechie is either. But apparently it doesn’t matter anymore, because the Kardashian-adjacent hot mess known as Blac Chyna has laced up her Lucite heels and tipped on out of that lengthy month-and-a-half relationship due to Mechie’s alleged infidelity. Perhaps Chyna should change her name to Karma because HAHAHAHA!!!!

TMZ reports that Chyna grew tired of Mechie’s constant flirting with other women on social media. So on Monday night, the two of them got into a huge, super bad fight (which probably consisted of passive aggressive tweets and indirect Instagram posts, because that’s how the kids fight these days) and Chyna told Mechie to go back to doing whatever the hell it is he does. One thing’s for sure though, he better hook up with Blu Cantrell next, since he has Chyna’s initials BC tattooed behind his ear.  #Dumbass.

Anyway, after the breakup, Chyna was feeling bummed, so she decided to hit up a recording studio to lay down a few bars for an upcoming track. I’m sure the engineers are always happy to see her whenever she’s in the studio. Not because of her talents as a lyricist, but because Chyna can use her drum sized ass to create snares and claps while she twerks near the mic. After leaving the studio, Chyna decided it was time to give back to the community by hitting up West Hollywood strip club Ace of Diamonds. And even though stripper poles are her kryptonite, Chyna was merely there to watch and leave the dancing to the amateurs. But she wasn’t alone. TMZ adds:

She hit up (Ace of Diamonds) the same night her baby daddy’s sister, Khloe, and her NBA superstar bf, Tristan Thompson, showed up.

We’re told Khloe and BC crossed paths inside and had a brief stare down. But no one uttered a peep.

Now see, that’s how you know Khloe’s not as gangsta as she pretends to be. Because as soon as she saw Chyna she should have treated her to a very well deserved “Bitch you broke my brother’s heart!” ass whooping. Or, perhaps Pimp Mama Kris set that meeting up ahead of time so Khloe could give Chyna her monthly Keeping Our Names Relevant allowance, because you know PMK gotta keep all her hoes happy and rich. Only this time, Khloe slipped the cash in Chyna’s hand as opposed to inside her G-string.

Pic: Wenn

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