Aaron Carter Still Asking People Out Via Twitter

August 11, 2017 / Posted by:

Poor Chloe Grace Moretz can’t catch a break. She gets fat-shamed by some twentysomething d-bag on set when she was only 15, and now Aaron Carter is using rerun pick-up moves to get her to go to Olive Garden with him. Chloe was too young for the West Side Story battle of the 90s: Backstreet Boys v. N’Sync. But girlfriend was around for “Aaron’s Party,” and apparently she really wanted to be that honey over there: per the Hollywood Reporter:

“When I was 4 years old I thought Aaron Carter was so cool. My friend, when we were both little babies back in Georgia, she liked Aaron Carter too and we used to fight over who would get Aaron Carter one day. Who knows, maybe we’ll meet.”

Girl, all you have to do is check the back alley of an AutoZone one state over, and you’ll see him! But also: are you insane? If he’s holding up a “Will sign autographz 4 Jiffy Lube” sign at the Walmart automotive department, he sure as hell is going to come for you and your equal pay-loving paycheck! Aaron took the bait:



Don’t do it, girl! You don’t want to date someone who can only limit you to two things off the $1 menu. Elizabeth Cady Stanton didn’t fight the good fight for that. You’re worth at least six! Chloe has yet to respond, and why would she? He’s used these moves before! While he didn’t explicitly ask her out, he definitely was trying to woo ex-piece Hilary Duff on Twitter back in 2014. Kind of like how back in first grade you would send your crush “Do you like me: YES NO? Plz circle one!” notes. Well, Aaron seems to be the broody type as, like many of his queer brethren before him, he took to a gay bar to let out his emotions… though, it’s not exactly over Chlo.

TMZ says he was at a Hamburger Mary’s in Florida performing his new song about an ex-girlfriend. Recently out as bisexual, Aaron went around saying “you’re gorgeous” to different dudes and ended with a whimper on one with a “you’re kind of cute.” To which, I assume said kind-of cutie replied, “Bitch, you seen your latest mugshot?” He later let the tears fall after performing his song about his lost love. Or was it? Aaron’s new to the gay KLERB world, so I think it is just shame knowing every drag queen that night did a better job on the main stage.

Pic: Wenn.com

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