Open Post: Hosted By Sharon Stone’s Beaverless Basic Instinct Audition Reel

August 10, 2017 / Posted by:

Horribly mediocre actress Sharon Stone is never one to abide by rules. Sharon seems like the type of fun aunt who doesn’t want to put a bartender out, so she just reaches behind the bar and takes the bottle of Arbor Mist from the top shelf (where it belongs) and flashes the bartender a smile and says, “Put it on my tab, Biff” even though he’s told her eight times his name is actually “Chad.” Oh, Shay shay.

She’s also one of those who makes every day throwback Thursday, so she celebrated “Wayback Wednesday” yesterday by throwing up her Basic Instinct audition tape on Twitter:

Virginia Slims! Coke! Teased hair! All it’s missing is an O.J. Simpson Hertz commercial playing in the background for us to get true early 90s feels!

Entertainment Weekly says the voice is director Paul Verhoeven standing in for Michael Douglas. She taunts and teases and jokes how a lover used to call her “bitch, mostly” (same!) and goes through more personalities in that one-minute clip than Toni Colette did in the entire United States Of Tara series run. That’s all fine and well, but where is her snatch?! That puss peek is what made that movie! Nobody keeps that movie on until they see her in the interrogation room answering a question by flashing some Mensa-lying beef curtains… well, maybe that and Michael’s plunging, bosom-baring V-necks.


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