Nikki Reed And Ian Somerhalder’s Vow Of Silence Just Began

Those two vampires didn’t get much lead time on their 30-day hush-a-thon. E! News reports Nikki Reed gave birth July 25th to her and Ian Somerholder’s baby. All I can think, is that it came out with vamp fangs and a tongue ring (like she had in Thirteen). Nikki put Gwyneth Paltrow to shame in the “say whaaaa?” department in that interview with Fit Pregnancy, where she said the baby’s first 30 days would be spent “fully present” with just the three of them without phones or visitors.

But, like, how’s the baby supposed to check Twitter? And how in the hell did people find out she gave birth?! Oh, don’t look at me like that. If you’re going to go 30 days sans phone, you’re also probably the type to give birth at home in the bathtub with just incense and a Yanni CD playing in the background in lieu of the good drugs. Ian’s Instagram post announcing the birth may as well automatically come with “Kumbaya” as a backing track:

To our friends, family, and rest of the world. In my 38 years on this earth I've never experienced anything more powerful and beautiful than this. I can't think of anything more exciting than this next chapter and we wanted you to hear this from us first. This has been the most special time of our lives and we wanted to keep it between the three of us for as long as possible so we could enjoy this time with each other and our little one who is growing so fast…because that's what they do, they grow so fast. Thank you for your kind energy. Love, Ian

A post shared by iansomerhalder (@iansomerhalder) on May 4, 2017 at 3:03pm PDT

Their new baby girl is named… wait for it… Bodhi Soleil Reed Somerhalder. Hahaha, remember when Soleil Moon Frye was a wacky name? She’s been relegated to Becky status with this one. Poor Bodhi came out the womb, already dreading when she has to scribble out her name on spelling tests. She’ll just be coming to “–halder” by the time everyone has packed up and headed to recess!

Pic: Wenn.com