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The magical and ethereal floating pearl necklace from the 90s!
In the 90s, nothing at a prom could make the DJ (or the class secretary working a Boombox) stop the music and make the kids press pause on dry humping on each other on the dance floor like someone walking into the room while wearing a stunning and enchanting necklace that completely defied the laws of gravity! The floating pearl necklace made the wearer look like a gorgeous fairy princess who had a stream of flawless precious orbs floating on her chest. It totally didn’t look like what it was, which was a bunch of shiny white plastic balls strung together with fishing wire. Not at all!
Floatings necklaces are made with other precious jewels, but the pearl one is the most classic and timeless one. The floating pearl necklace may look like something a fairy prince would bestow upon you after he fell in love with you at first sight when you saved him from the warlocks, but bitch, you could get one at Claire’s. I haven’t seen someone wear a floating pearl necklace out in public in a while, and that depresses me and makes me miss the olden days when people still cared about classic and timeless style. The 90s were the days when a trick proudly went out in public looking like a bunch of fairy dudes busted several magic nuts all over her chest. Those were the days of true classic and elegant style.
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