Who Is July’s Hot Slut Of The Month?

August 4, 2017 / Posted by: Michael K

Those lazy whores in Congress are taking a vacation and have pressed paused on voting for shit, but here at Dlisted, democracy doesn’t take a holiday and we must continue to vote on the issues that truly, truly matter in this world. Like which one of July’s Hot Sluts should take the Hot Slut of the Month crown and scrap and wrestle with the other HSOTMs for the title of Hot Slut of 2017!

July’s HSOTM battle royale is a real international competition (not really) with Hot Sluts from Canada, Japan, SharpieVille and South Beach. As always, the first three HSOTM finalists got the most Facebook likes by you and the fourth one was picked by me. Your choices for July are:

The air peddling husky puppy from Toronto who became a king to those of us who like to look like we’re helping out but are actually doing dick.

Akie Abe, the First Lady of Japan who became a hero to everyone when she (probably) pretended to know zero English just so she wouldn’t have to share words with Jabba the Trump.

The exquisite crowbar eyebrows that easily stole the spotlight from Jabba the Trump’s press conference on healthcare and temporarily healed my woes.

Elishaly D’witshes, the drag queen acrobat from South Beach who caused a 69.0 earthquake in hell when she dropped from a double decker bus and landed tuck first on the sidewalk.

Voting is below. July’s winning Hot Slut of the Month will be announced next Friday!

Pics: Instagram, Wenn.com, ABC News, Facebook

Tags: Hot Slut of the Month

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