Kristen Stewart Hasn’t Fake-Dated Anyone

August 3, 2017 / Posted by:

Kristen Stewart – looking like Liz O’Rourke from Degrassi if she was a bored rich woman – recently hung out with Harper’s Bazaar UK to talk about being the face of Chanel’s newest perfume. Perfume talk can only go so far (does it smell nice? It does! Terrific), so they also got into the details about KStew’s personal life.

Kristen has dated dudes/been caught in Mini Coopers with dudes in the past, but for the past several years, her dating line-up has consisted mostly of ladies. (She’s currently dating Miley Cyrus’ one-time cast-offs Stella Maxwell). She recently made it clear that she very much subscribes to the B in LGBTQ. For all the people in the back that didn’t hear it the first time, Kristen Stewart says she’s open to dating men again.

“Yeah, totally. Definitely…Some people aren’t like that. Some people know that they like grilled cheese and they’ll eat it every day for the rest of their lives. I want to try everything. If I have grilled cheese once I’m like, ‘That was cool, what’s next?'”

Which brings Kristen to her next point. Have you ever looked at a picture of Kristen Stewart and, oh I don’t know, let’s say…Robert Pattinson (just a random named pulled from her dating history with absolutely no implication) and thought: “I wonder if they actually liked being together, or was that just a publicity thing to push a teen movie franchise?” You might think it was just for publicity. Or maybe you’ve thought that since she sort of exclusively dates ladies now, that she must have been faking her love of sparkly vampire penis. But no, I’m afraid you would be wrong on both accounts. Kristen Stewart will have you know that she has been in 100% true love with everyone she’s ever dated.

“I’ve been deeply in love with everyone I’ve dated. Did you think I was faking it? I’ve always really embraced a duality. And really, truly, believed in it and never felt confused or struggling. I just didn’t like getting made fun of.”

I think I actually believe Kristen when she says she was in love with everyone she’s ever dated. The proof is in her body language. For example, here’s KStew and RPattz:

Celebrities at the 2013 Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival - Week 1 Day 2

Holding hands, limited emotion in the face. Now here she is with her former girlfriend Alicia Cargile:

Kristen Stewart and Alicia Cargile at Los Angeles International Airport

Same hands, same static facial expression. It’s pretty obvious that she positively lights up when she’s around the person she’s currently doing. I would say anyone hoping to one day date Kristen Stewart should take note: it doesn’t matter if you’re a boy or a girl, if Kristen Stewart grabs your hand and looks about six seconds away from a nap in the face area, it’s safe to say she’s very interested.

Pics: Tom Craig/Harper’s Bazaar UK,

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