Biggie’s Mom Is Not Here For Kendall And Kylie Jenner’s Apology
You would think that after earlier this year when Kendall Jenner discovered a sugary sweet beverage will NOT end racism and police brutality, she would sit her little bony ass down somewhere and take the rest of 2017 off. Unfortunately, since bad decisions are inherent in her DNA (thanks, Pimp Mama Kris), she decided to team up with her sister (aka Lil’ Hot Mess) Kylie Jenner to release a line of gaudy, expensive t-shirts that look like something from a Photoshop class for drunken first graders.
One such image featuring The Notorious B.I.G is bound to have both of these tricks taking a break from Instagram as they throw on the fake tears and “We Didn’t Know!”s for a judge in court. Because as of yesterday, Biggie’s estate is ready to kick in the door waving some legal forms to sue both of these broads.
Biggie’s mother, Voletta Wallace, became Snoop Dogg’s shadiest spirit animal when she took to Instagram to throw a quick “I don’t love these hoes” at Kendall and Kylie’s shitty t-shirts. And of course, they released the standard “Oooh girl, we soooo sorry. We thought it would be cool wit’choo boo!” statement, and then pulled their entire t-shirt line. But Voletta was having none of their insincere fuckery. Billboard (via TMZ) reports that Biggie’s estate is greasing up their paddles to spank both of these children where in hurts the most; in their wallets.
On Thursday (June 29), Biggie’s estate lawyer, Julian K. Petty, pounced on the Jenners with a scathing cease-and-desist letter, urging them to stop selling the T-shirts before 5 p.m. Friday or face a lawsuit.
Even though the Jenner twits have stopped selling the t-shirts and released an apology statement, Biggie’s estate released the following:
While we appreciate that the Jenners have made an apology and pulled the unlawful and unauthorized items, this matter has yet to be resolved.
If legal action is on the horizon, I guess Kylie better start slinging that lip gloss like it’s crack and Kendall better hit the runway stroll hard, so they both can lawyer up! Biggie and his mom were crazy tight, and I’m sure as soon as she saw those dumb ass t-shirts, she cocked her head to the side and said, “Is ‘Letta gonna have to sue a bitch?!” Oh, hell yes you are!
Personally, I hope they throw the book at the book at them both and lock them up forever, just because. Biggie’s legacy is not to be fucked with and I’m already picturing a wonderful scene where the guards are carting both of these famewhores off to their cells while they scream in unison “Oh Biggie give me one more chance!”
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