Katy Perry Talks About Orlando Bloom’s Nude Paddle Boarding Pics

June 28, 2017 / Posted by:

The pictures of Orlando Bloom’s paddle boarding dick were some of the most newsworthy images of last year, and so during an interview today with the Australian radio show Kyle & Jackie O ShowKaty Perry was asked about them.

Katy was asked about the pics (this is becoming a regular question on the Kyle & Jackie O show), specifically why Orlando was totally naked and she wasn’t. Orlando has said that he was naked because he’s developed a “good radar” for paps and thought he was safe. It wasn’t a pap thing for Katy; she jokes that she just wasn’t feeling it that day.

“I’ve had lots of therapy about that. He asked me if I wanted to be [naked] and I just like – you know, it was one of those things where it was like ‘Aw, nah.’ You know when you’re dating someone, sometimes it’s exciting to be like, ‘Ooh, should we try and make out over here in this place?’ or what have you. And I was just not in the mood. I saved it for the boat. He was just trying to show off for all the people back at the shore. He thought it was funny.

He was so funny because I was kind of explaining Twitter to him and social media, because he had taken a break on all that stuff. I had been explaining to him for a few weeks, and all of a sudden, he’s like number one trending on Twitter. And he’s like ‘I understand Twitter!'”

I can’t help but think Katy was just being polite for the sake of the radio audience, and she didn’t want to say the real reason why she wasn’t in the mood. Sometimes getting sexy and naked on vacation just isn’t worth the potential sunburn to your pussy area. That’s the sort of place you really can’t skip a thorough SPF application, and if you happen to put it on sloppy and get a burn, you’ll knock it out of commission for the rest of the trip. It’s just not worth the risk.

Pic: Wenn.com

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