Night Crumbs
Proof that Hollywood is a land of fuckery: They made a movie about an autistic accountant who also works as a hitman. More proof that Hollywood is a land of fuckery: They’re making a sequel to that mess – Lainey Gossip
The rumor that Sienna Miller is bumping genitals with Brad Pitt has been shot down again – Celebitchy
Teresa Giudice did a reading of The Vagina Monologues, and well, don’t you have to read in order to do a reading? Reality Tea
Slow Pap Day: Charlotte McKinney got papped – Drunken Stepfather
Oh, Christina Milian, save your grainy, badly lit topless POV videos for PornHub – The Nip Slip
You’ve never heard this one before: Emily RideAJetSki is on vacation – Hollywood Tuna
I don’t know what’s a bigger question mark-inducer: the outfit on Emma Watson’s body or me actually liking it – Popoholic
The video for Feels looks like it was shot in a giant version of a 4th grader’s diorama project – Towleroad
Add “Getting Hit By A Bus” to the list of things that can’t keep a Brit away from his pint – Pajiba
Drake is probably silently weeping in the fetal position on his bathroom floor today for two reasons: 1. Serena Williams’ naked pregnancy pictures came out. And 2. The paps took pictures of RiRi getting on a new piece in the pool – Just Jared
NO at Robert Downey Jr. playing J.D. in Thelma & Louise – Jezebel
Charlize Theron once again talked about punching out Teri Hatcher on the set of 2 Days in the Valley – OMG Blog
If your fetish is Chris Pratt wearing muscle tape, here you go – Popsugar
Pic: Warner Bros.