Barack Obama May Have Spilled Some News On The Twin Messiahs (But Probably Not) 

June 16, 2017 / Posted by:

All week, the Beyhive has been on HIGH ALERT as they wait to hear the news that their King, Beyonce, has gifted the world with the real-life Gemini Twins. There’s been rumors that Beyonce was getting ready to give birth, was in the middle of giving birth and has already given birth. I’m not sure if I believe the rumors that Beyonce and Jay Z’s twins are already here, because I don’t remember seeing Jesus float down from heaven while holding two diaper bouquets to give to his twin successors.

Earlier this week, The Shade Room got a tip from a reader who claimed that Beyonce and her people took over the entire floor of a building at UCLA Medical Center and patients were moved to make way for the supreme. That rumor didn’t make much sense to me. If the rumor was that a building at UCLA Medical Center was bulldozed down and a brand new 7-floor labor and delivery palace was built in its place, then I’d believe that Beyonce was giving birth there. I mean, Beyonce giving birth in a used room? Never! But others reported that there seemed to be more security than usual at an L.A.-based hospital.

Tina Knowles and Basement Baby have been out and about this week, leading some hos to think that either the Bey-Z twins are already here or Beyonce isn’t getting ready to give birth. And last night, Jay Z was inducted into the Songwriters Hall of Fame. The ceremony was held in NYC and Jay Z wasn’t there. Barack Obama did a congratulations video for the inductees and gave an extra special congratulations to Jay Z where he said,“Jay and I are also fools for our daughters. Although, he’s going to have me beat once those twins show up.” Meaning that the Bey-Z twins could both be girls. Every couple who thought they had the most over-the-top gender reveal ceremony can sit down because Beyonce and Jay Z beat them by (maybe) having Obama reveal the gender of their twins.

Obama probably didn’t reveal anything and meant that Jay Z is going to have him beat by having three kids. But if the chosen twins are really both girls, then NBC and Saturday Night Live should expect to get a cease and desist from Beyonce’s legal team. Because if Beyonce has three girls, then you better believe they’re going to form a girl group in the future, and you also better believe that they’re going to call their girl group Gemini’s Twin. My thoughts are with whoever is the “Poor Michelle.”

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