Open Post: Hosted By Patti LuPone Blowing Sweet Air Kisses Of Love At Trump

June 15, 2017 / Posted by:

And yes by “sweet air kisses of love,” I really mean “butt burp bubble of hate.” Although, it seems like Patti LuPone can’t even be bothered with producing a fart for Trump.

If La LuPone ever had a filter to begin with, I’m sure it broke and flew out of her mouth decades ago when she belted out a high note. Patti isn’t one to hold back her thoughts on anything. Patti was on Show People With Paul Wontorek last month to promote her Broadway show War Paint and she took a moment to shoot out an anti-Trump river of pure fire that was so piping hot I’m surprised it didn’t charbroil Paul’s face and leave him looking like….well, like Trump. Patti called Trump a “fucking ass motherfucking asshole,” “a fucking nut” and “certifiably insane.”

At this past Sunday’s Tonys, Patti gave a CliffsNotes version of that rant.

Patti was asked by a reporter from Variety why Trump should come see War Paint. The show must go on, but it won’t go on with Patti on the stage if Trump is sitting in the audience. Patti won’t perform for him if he goes, and when asked why, she kept it short and simple by saying, “Because I hate the motherfucker, how’s that?”

And now presenting the eloquent, theatrical and superior reboot of “Cash me ousside, how bow dah.”

Oh Patti, when Trump signs an executive order making it illegal to be a big meanie to him, I hope I’m sitting next to you on the prison bus headed to the labor camps.

Pic: @NotADayGoesBy_, Wenn.com

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