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Eat At Ralph’s!
In the early 90s, Milton Bradley released a board game that’d make Gisele Bundchen and Goopy Paltrow drop the teaspoon of Moon Dust they lick on cheat day during dinner and pass out. Eat At Ralph’s was a game for children that promoted gorging on junk food deliciousness and barfing. Yes, a bulimia board game was the 90s way of showing the 80s that they can bring the fuckery in full force too.
At the start of every game, each kid got “food tokens,” which were tiny cardboard pictures of a pizza, donut, soda, taco, fries, hot dog and cheeseburger. The goal was to get all of your food pieces into Ralph’s mouth without him ralphing that shit up. Each player took turns rolling the dice and on the dice were “1,” “2,” “3” and “stuff.” If you got a number, that’s the number of food crap you had to stuff into Ralph’s gorge hole. If you got “stuff,” you fed the human cartoon version of Audrey II as many of your food tokens as you wanted. Whoever got rid of their food, won!
Watch the twin of Mama June (circa 2012) in action!
I never played Eat At Ralph’s, and I am tempted to get a used one from eBay, but why bother? I already play a one-person game of Eat at Dumb Whore’s every Friday night when I shove wine cans, pizza, hot dogs and cheeseburgers into my mouth while trolling Grindr.
Pic: Board Game Geek