Night Crumbs

June 5, 2017 / Posted by:

No, that isn’t a still of Tom Cruise as the title role in The Mummy reboot. It’s a still from the trailer for American MadeThe reason why he looks like a cokehead is just queefed hard in his face is because he plays a drug runner who goes to work for the CIA.  I bet that to get that perfect look of terror in his eyes, Tommy thought back to the moment in the Scientology bathhouse when he first saw John Travolta without a wig on – Lainey Gossip

It isn’t a serious, serious relationship until Taylor Swift buys a house near her new piece so that she can stalk him easier – Celebitchy

If this extremely elegant ensemble doesn’t put Bella Thorne at the top of Vogue’s Best Dressed List, then Anna Wintour should be chased away from the fashion industry for once and for all! – Drunken Stepfather 

The next time she hits the clubs, Bella Thorne is totally going to wear this, but without the suspenders…. and pants – Hollywood Tuna

This season, we really want our viewers to fall into a coma from boredom so we should bring back Lydia AND Meghan King Edmonds!” – Bravo while casting the new season of The Real Housewives of Orange County Reality Tea 

I bet the KKK just became serious Skittles fans, because they probably think that the all-white bag is in honor of white power – Towleroad

That jacket that Hailee Steinfeld is wearing looks like the leather carseat covers that my uncle had on his Buick in the 80s. And yes, my uncle’s carseats wore it better – Popoholic

Sam Claflin got body-shamed on a movie set – Just Jared

Katie Cassidy got engaged to some dude who has the official fuck boi haircut and goes by the name “Matty Ice” on Instagram. Well, I guess she’s going through her “KFed phase” – Popsugar

Wait, Thor took a picture at the beach and kept his top on? Now that is the REAL crime! – OMG Blog

Keshia Knight Pulliam escorted Bill Cosby to court for the first day of his sexual assault trial. I can’t tell if she’s smiling because of the attention or she’s smiling because the check he gave her cleared  – SOW

Today in good news, War Machine got life in prison for viciously attacking Christy MackDeadspin

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