Hot Slut Of The Day!
The London Bridge terrorist attack was (and continued to be) a horrifying nightmare, but there was a little bit of comic relief and hope in the awfulness of it all. The AP ran a video of people fleeing the scene of the terrorist attack, and Brits and others on Twitter raised several glasses and cheered one dude who calmly walked along with a pint in hand. Even in all that scary chaos, dude was not about to lose one drop of that yeasty sweet nectary.
Liverpool Echo claims they know the identity of the man who refused to let the terrorists fuck with his pint. They say the calm pint clencher’s named is Paul Armstrong and he’s from the town of Maghull. Someone on Facebook claimed Paul as their relative and said in a post that there’s a very simple and reasonable reason for why Paul and his friend didn’t leave their booze at the bar. In the voice of the founder of The Rent Is 2 Damn High Party, THE PRICE OF A PINT IS 2 DAMN HIGH to leave behind no matter what.
So that guy with the pint? Yes, that’s the elusive Paul Armstrong. That’s what happens when you’re a Scouser paying London pint prices.”
Most reboots gives me the full-body heaves, but I am all for the British government rebooting the “Keep Calm And Carry On” poster by replacing the crown with an illustration of Sir Paul of the Pint!
Pic: @hmannella