The Criss that I want to see 95% naked on Instagram is Criss Angel (I’m joking, my taste isn’t that much of a mess. Yes, it is.), but I’ll gladly take the almost-naked bait that Darren Criss dangled last night.
Darren is playing psycho killer Andrew Cunanan in The Assassination of Gianni Versace: American Crime Story and they’re currently filming it. Earlier this month, the paparazzi got pictures of Darren wetting his nipples and wearing a speedo while filming a beach shower scene for ACS in Miami. And last night, he decided to earn a dozen THOT points by giving his followers a sequel to those Speedo pictures. Darren stripped down, worked his Mattel-made V-line thing (or “69 hand grips” as I call them), made an “Ooh! I said one finger and you gave me two, but I like it” face and followed Instagram’s prudish guidelines by covering his peen area with a Speedo.
Since Nick Jonas has kept his shirt on lately, some dude has gotta shamelessly pander to the gays and straight teen girls for Instagram likes. So I say, keep setting those thirst traps, Blaine from Glee!