The Green and Brown M&M who may have come out as gayelle lovahs two years ago and none of us knew! (Apologies to those of you who have been shipping the lesbian M&M couple for years and are highly offended by me saying you didn’t know about this IT couple of the decade!)
During Gay Pride Month in 2015, M&M’s official Twitter account tweeted a picture of Ms. Green and Ms. Brown holding hands as the gentle ocean breezes caressed their floating brows. Ms. Green M&M, who wrote the caption, said that she and Ms. Brown were sharing a quiet moment away from those pesky other tricks. Green and brown are the warmest colors.
It’s rare Ms. Brown and I get to spend time together without some colorful characters barging in. – Ms. Green
That two-year-old tweet made the rounds this week, and as far as I know, Ms. Green and Ms. Brown haven’t said anything about it since. In the long-running docu-series about the lives of M&Ms (aka M&Ms commercials), Mr. Red, Mr. Yellow and Mr. Blue are always fighting over Ms. Green and she kind of flirts back. She’s also been romantically linked to some of them. Maybe Ms. Green is bi, or maybe all M&Ms are poly pansexuals? Who knows, but I do know that the love lives of M&Ms are more interesting than mine (that’s not saying much, though) and I also know that I support it. And now I better end this post before I start writing M&M fanfic about an orgy that ends with Mr. Yellow nutting on them all.