Open Post: Hosted By A Woman Who Really Loves Her SUV And Wasn’t About To Let Some Thieves Snatch It 

May 25, 2017 / Posted by:

May we all love something the way that this woman loves her car, because damn, she took “ride or die” to brand new levels of crazy.

Now, if a car jacker tried to jack my car, I’d say, “Hold that thought. Let me call my insurance company and get full coverage before you take it.” But not Melissa Smith. She tells Fox6 Now that on Tuesday afternoon, she was filling up her SUV at a gas station near downtown Milwaukee, WI when a black Cadillac pulled up next to her and out jumped a teen thief whose mission was to steal her shit. But that thief didn’t realize that Melissa is Rose from Titanic and her SUV is Jack, because she’ll never let go. But unlike the real Rose, Melissa really didn’t let go.

Melissa jumped on the hood of her ride, but since she left the keys inside (I’m sure she heard it from her mom about that), the thief was able to drive a bit. Melissa still held on as though there was an unopened bag of Hot Fries inside. When the thief decided that he’s not about that attempted murder life, he gave up Melissa’s SUV and jumped out. But because he didn’t do the gentlemanly thing of putting the SUV in park first, it drove into the street. Melissa ran after it, jumped in and saved it.

Lou Gramm once sang, “I want to know what love is.” Well, Lou, here’s the true definition of LOVE:


Melissa posted that video from the gas station surveillance camera on Facebook and also said, that yeah, she knows she pulled a dumb and crazy move.

I know my reaction was not the smartest nor safest but it was my instinct reaction. These 4 teens showed no remorse for what they were doing as they laughed at me while attempting to steal my car. They did make away with my purse, iPhone, and wallet.

I would like to thank all of the good people in this world who stopped to help me!

To the teens that did this – This is not cool and it will not make you successful or good honest money.

So it sounds like Melissa doesn’t regret what she did, and I bet she really won’t regret it when she gets her 7-figure check after starring in the next Fast and Furious movie!

Pic: Facebook

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