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Eamon!
Back in the early-aughts, the fuck word got a tribute from the godfather of “Ho Wop” when he released his first single Fuck It (I Don’t Want You Back). Eamon (born name: Eamon Jonathan Doyle) is an R&B hip hop artiste from Staten Island who claims he gave birth to the musical style he calls “Ho Wop,” which sounds like slang for “whopping a ho,” but it’s a genre that blends hip hop and doo-wop together. Um, okay, I don’t thinks there’s any other artists from the “ho wop” genre, but that’s probably because no artist would dare to try to replicate the ho wop artistry that Eamon produces.
Eamon still makes music nowadays, but his biggest hit is 2003’s Fuck It (I Don’t Want You Back), which reached #16 on the Billboard Hot 100 in the U.S. and became a #1 hit in several countries in Europe. Eamon spits out the fuck word over a dozen times in the song and he’ll also go down as one of the greatest poets of this century thanks to lyrics like, “Fuck you, you ho, I don’t want you back” and “Ya played me, ya even gave him head.”
The video is also a showcase for highly skilled acting you usually only see from Juilliard graduates. As Eamon’s cheating girlfriend begs for his forgiveness, her curses her out over a whole pizza. You know shit is serious because neither of them have even touched that deliciousness! Meryl Streep is definitely jealous of Eamon’s co-star because she gets to put “Cheating Ho in an Eamon music video” on her resume.
One year after Eamon’s cheating ho diss track came out, a singer named Frankee claimed that she was with him for 2 months and spit out a response song called F.U.R.B. (Fuck You Right Back). Eamon claimed that he never met Frankee but wasn’t mad about her song since he was making money from it. So Eamon’s Fuck It (I Don’t Want You Back) gave us poetry, a new genre and one of the most riveting “feuds” in the music industry. It’s a classic in every way!
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