Dave Annable Overshares
Actor Dave Annable’s wife wouldn’t put out, so he decided to whine to her about it on Instagram. On one hand, it’s nice to get the confirmation that the carefully curated lives everyone presents on social media are, in reality, dysfunctional shambles with the “XPro II” filter applied. On the other hand, your wife not letting you inside of her is oversharing, Dave.
Dave’s wife, actress Odette Annable, didn’t seem to have a problem with letting the world know she wasn’t giving it up on that particular evening. It is sort of amusing that her excuse was that she was “too busy tonight.” She’s lying there with nary a spreadsheet, scrapbooking materials, a script to read, or a checkbook to balance. I’m not sure the TV is even on. She’s probably just busy with her thoughts. via E Online:
Sharing the video from bed, Dave talks to his wife, saying, “So you can’t just say out of the blue, ‘Dave, I can’t wait to have sex with you, just not tonight.'”
Yeah, from their bed. That awful shrew turned their love nest into a “#nobonezone.” That’s the most godawful hashtag since “#blessed.”
Celebrities used to have an aura of mystery and glamour. Can you imagine Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton releasing a super-8 film of them in bed with her complaining that Richard couldn’t get it up because of whiskey dick? There are very few standards left.
Pic: Instagram