A Video Of Jennifer Lawrence Drunkenly Working A Stripper Pole Came Out And She Has Something To Say About It 

May 17, 2017 / Posted by:

Radar posted a “BOMBSHELL WORLD EXCLUSIVE” video today of Jennifer Lawrence crawling, hanging on some guy, taking off her top and working the pole while looking Lohan levels of wasted at a strip club. The video brought a slight shrug out of me, because Jennifer Lawrence is 26 years old. Who hasn’t been fall down, work-the-pole drunk at a strip club at the age of 26, and again at the age of 27, and 27 and-a-half, and 29, and 30, and 32, and 34, and 35, etc… etc….

JLaw is in Vienna, Austria to shoot Red Sparrow, and while there, she and some friends spent the night of April 27 at a strip club called The Beverly Hills Club. Some witness said that JLaw showed up with three dudes and a chick. Her boyfriend Darren Aronofsky wasn’t with them. A source (aka the person who probably sold the tape to Radar) must’ve had to soak their face in holy water because they were truly scandalized by the sight of Jennifer Lawrence being plastered at a strip club.

“She kissed one guy, and even started dry-humping him while they danced! At some point during the night, she lost her blouse, so she was only wearing a bra for the more scandalous dancing! It was surreal! There was one moment when Jennifer picked up some money that was on the stage, and spanked herself with it!”

You can watch the video here (prepare to clutch your rosary). I didn’t see her make out with a guy. She awkwardly assumes the big spoon position while grinding on a dude and then he later helps her drunk ass up off the floor.

JLaw felt like she needed to respond for some reason and in a Facebook message, she said that she’s not sorry and that she didn’t strip down to her bra. It was an Alexander Wang top, thankyouverymuch. Ooooh, JLaw is the face of Dior, so they’re totally going to punish her for name checking Alexander Wang like that. Although, they already punish her hard by putting her in all those busted ensembles.

Nobody wants to be reminded that they tried to dance on a stripper pole by the internet. It was one of my best friend’s birthdays and I dropped my paranoia guard for one second to have fun. I’m not going to apologize, I had a BLAST that night.

Ps that’s not a bra it’s an Alexander Wang top and I’m not gonna lie, I think my dancings pretty good. Even with no core strength.


What I got from that video is that celebrities are so not like us peasants. When Jennifer Lawrence goes to a strip club, gets tanked, takes off her shirt and tries to work the pole, nobody really does anything. But when I go to a club, get tanked, take my shirt off and try to work the pole, I get dragged out of there by security after people complain of getting the wet heaves while watching me. Not fair.

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