Michael Jackson’s daughter and future avenging angel, Paris Jackson, posted a picture of herself on Snapchat sans top (but with ladybug pasties). As can be expected, some felt this was inappropriate. I don’t know, she was posing with her dog. It didn’t seem like it was salacious or anything. Unless pups aren’t ready for titties? Do dogs even notice that sort of thing? Mine only care about food.
Anyway, Paris responded by moonwalking back over to Instagram and posting a sideboob pic of herself along with her views on nudity. She also revealed that she gardens naked. That’s way too earthy for me. Dirt! And bugs! Near your bits! No. According to Mashable:
She explained her belief that nudity is healthy, and a movement that goes back to nature and an expression of freedon. “Being naked is part of what makes us human. I’m usually naked when I garden. It’s actually a beautiful thing and you don’t have to make it sexual the way many Hollywood stars (and the media) do.”
Yeah, Paris, but we live in a society where seeing heads blown off is “meh,” but seeing a peen or a boob is “think of the children!“-time! When I was a kid (stop snickering and making jokes about Pac-Man, you bitches), my parents thought nothing of us watching karate-murder-laser-war-AK-47-Camp Crystal Lake flicks. But if a single asscheek was exposed, Mrs. Harvey would dive for the clicker and turn that shit off so fast. She once even HURTLED from the couch to SPLAY HERSELF in front of the television to make sure we weren’t exposed to nudity or sex. This is why I’m the well-adjusted individual you read blogging before you today. You won’t see Paris raising any future children that way. Nudity is feminism. Or something.
She went on to explain that self-expression is an important part of feminism and reminded followers that “the human body is a beautiful thing and no matter what ‘flaws’ you have.”
Paris also followed that post up by moonwalking BACK to Snapchat to point out that there’s more important things to worry about than nudity. Like “nude beaches” and Donald Trump. I understand the Trump issue, but how is she against nude beaches if she’s into nudity? Am I reading this wrong? Can only Paris Jackson be naked? People shouldn’t be nude in groups? Welp, there goes my summer in P-Town. *sigh*
Read her entire novella, below.
i’ll say it again for those questioning what i stand for and how i express myself. nudity started as a movement for ‘going back to nature’, ‘expressing freedom’, ‘being healthier’ and was even called a philosophy. being naked is part of what makes us human. for me it helps me feel more connected to mama gaia. i’m usually naked when i garden. it’s actually a beautiful thing and you don’t have to make it sexual the way many hollywood stars (and the media) do. not only is your body a temple and should be worshipped as so, but also part of feminism is being able to express yourself in your own way, whether it’s being conservative and wearing lots of clothes or showing yourself. there’s different ways of absorbing mother earth’s energy, my favorites are earthing which is absorbing the earths vibrations from contact between the soil and your bare feet, as well as letting your naked skin absorb the rays of the sun. the human body is a beautiful thing and no matter what “flaws” you have, whether it be scars, or extra weight, stretch marks, freckles, whatever, it is beautiful and you should express yourself however you feel comfortable. if this makes some of you upset i completely understand and i encourage you to maybe no longer follow me, but i cannot apologize for this in any way. it is who i am and i refuse to shy away and keep my beliefs a secret. every one as an opinion and every one has their beliefs. we don’t always agree with one another and that’s okay. but again, we are all human, and to appreciate the things that other people do that make us human helps us feel connected. how can that be a bad thing?