Miley Cyrus is full-court-press with her new “Tammy Wynette meets straight-edge Squeaky Fromme” persona. She’s no longer using the hip-hop community as props. She’s no longer backing it up on Robin Thicke. SHE’S NO LONGER SMOKING WEED.
But, just because Miley has quit inhaling, doesn’t mean her friends won’t get high with a little help from her. Her will-power is iron and we know this, because she rolls their joints for them!
During an appearance on Sirius’ Hits 1 in Hollywood show on Friday, Miley said she is fine with her friends still smoking around her. And also said that if you’ve got the herb and the papers, she’s still got the skills. According to People:
“I roll them joints. I still roll the joints for them! I just sit there. I roll fat joints, too.”
As the astonished hosts lavished praise on Miley for her extreme willpower and utter selflessness, one of them asked her if she has to go to meetings to deal with no longer partaking of Mother Nature’s green bounty. Pffft, Miley doesn’t need your meetings, your steps, or your rehab facilities. She’ll just stop, y’all!
“Anything I want to do, if I want to start or stop something, I can do anything, so I just decided not to anymore and now that’s easy for me. It’s very weird.”
So she could start shooting up, or smoking crystal meth, or eating Ring-Dings and be able to stop, just like that? Doubtful. Once you start eating Ring-Dings, quitting them requires chaining to a wall and an exorcism.
Miley has found that cutting out the weed has made it a lot easier to get out of bed in the morning. She’s got more energy, but she didn’t really need it because Miley = laser.
“I’ve got a lot of energy. I’ve always had a lot of energy. I’m a very obsessive person, which I need to work on, but also it helps in my position to be a little obsessive because then I can really get things done and make sure it’s perfect the way I want things to look or the video.”
I’ve seen that video… the one where she wears a lot of white ruffles with post-apocalyptic hair and runs around with balloons inviting Lyme disease? Are we sure that one was filmed prior to her nixing ganja?
Check out more pics of Miley performing at KIIS’ Wango Tango Show in the gallery, below.