Night Crumbs

May 12, 2017 / Posted by:

Fox has announced that their next live musical will be Rent and it would take me five hundred twenty five thousand six hundred minutes to give all my reasons for why it’s probably going to be a G-rated mess. But instead of doing that, I’m going to light a candle and pray that they don’t cast Lea Michele as Mimi (she’s brown haired and that counts as Latina passing in Hollywood) – Just Jared

As we all wait to see Penelope Cruz in Donatella Versace drag, here’s Edgar Ramirez looking pretty much exactly like Gianni Versace – Lainey Gossip

How many off-brand Barbies were scalped to make Bella Thorne’s weave? – Drunken Stepfather

If this is true, the parking lot outside of Pippa Middleton’s reception will be filled with people showing their asses while changing into their second outfits in their cars – Celebitchy

In other words, Lisa Rinna is trying to squeeze more coins out of Bravo. Bravo should honestly drop her and cast the bunny instead – Reality Tea

Katy Perry’s hair is looking very skater boi. Avril Lavigne would totally fuck her – Popoholic

Colton Haynes offers advice on how to relieve anxiety, and sadly, none of his advice involves fapping – Towleroad

Tyga and Tori Spelling take note, because this is also a good way to hide from your creditors – Hollywood Tuna 

Emily Thorne and Daniel Grayson from Revenge are getting married for real – Popsugar

RiRi hit the Dior show looking like a Santa Fe, New Mexico socialite who works part-time as Johnny Depp’s stylist – Go Fug Yourself

Pic: Columbia Pictures

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