Not that I’m hating on Andy Cohen’s shit-stirring antics, because they do give me something to post about. So shit-stir on, you shady bitch.
This past election was such a horrifying shit show (not that the current state of crap is any better) that it destroyed lives, ruined relationships and caused gingers to turn against each other. Mega example: The Queen of the Bernie Bros., Susan Sarandon, and Ride Or Die For Hillary team leader, Debra Messing. Their Twitter feud all started before Hillary Clinton won the Democratic nomination. Susan said that if the presidential showdown came down to Trump and Clinton, some Bernie Bros. would not be able to vote for Clinton. Also, while perched on her rich lady throne, Susan said that Trump’s win could bring on the revolution. Debra dragged Susan for that and it was on. One month after Susan and Debra’s Twitter fight royale, Susan was on Watch What Happens Live where she said that Debra needed a hobby. Susan was on Watch What Happens Live again on Monday and Andy Cohen brought out a microwave-safe dish to reheat the ginger beef between her and Debra.
As Naomi Watts watched while wearing one of Tootsie’s old dresses, Andy let Susan know that everyone is “obsessed” with her Twitter feud with Debra and asked if they’ve run into each other. Susan let out a HA! before saying that they saw each other at a Rangers game but no words were spoken. Debra keeps their feud online only and doesn’t say shit to Susan’s face, apparently. Susan, who later supported Jill Stein, then took a millisecond to sharpen her shank before going after Debra again. Susan thinks that Debra is a little like Trump since she talks out of her ass sometimes.
“She’s not very well informed and so sometimes she gets in areas that she really hasn’t thought through, maybe? She’s Trumpian a little bit like that. So, I don’t have anything against her personally. I just sometimes I have to say, ‘But you don’t have the information.’”
Debra didn’t directly respond to Susan’s latest diss, but she did tweet a thank you to a Democratic congressional candidate who said that it isn’t Debra who needs to immediately enroll for a class called “Inform Yourself, Bitch: 101” at the University of Phoenix online.
— Khary Penebaker (@kharyp) May 2, 2017
Susan really needs to put down her shiv, stop the hate and join forces with Debra for the greater good. I can see the ginger ticket now: Messing/Sarandon 2020! Or is it Sarandon/Messing 2020? No, I think it’s Messing/Sarandon 2020, since Debra’s the more informed one. Or is Susan the more informed one? No, it’s Debra. Shit, these two even got me bickering with myself.
And here’s James Beard Award-winning shit stirrer Andy Cohen walking his dog Wacha the other day.