Melania Trump May Have Liked An Anti-Trump Tweet

May 3, 2017 / Posted by:

We’re only four months into America’s highest rated reality TV show, “What The Entire Fuck?!,” where president Donald Trump straps on his finest wig every day to speak fluent gibberish and insult everyone, while his wife Melania desperately tries to find ways to get herself deported so she doesn’t have to be the First Lady anymore. Back in 2005 when the two of them got married, I’m sure she thought to herself, “Yaaaass!! A bitch about to get PAID!!!”

Slow down there melty-face. Because now, twelve years later, you’re in the middle of one of the biggest shit storms of modern history. And we all know you’re not here for any of it.

On Tuesday night, according to People, Melania may have joined the resistance when her verified Twitter handle @melaniatrump (not to be confused with her FLOTUS account) “liked” a tweet sent out regarding her distaste for a certain Cheeto-covered sugar daddy. The tweet, sent by writer Andy Ostroy, was a throwback to that dark day in January when Don Cheeto turned to face his smiling wife during his swearing in and when he turned back around she hit him with the #ByeBitch face.

This is when when we all realized that Melania had zero fucks to give. And from that moment on, she’s become infamous for her lack of engagement with the First Lady position.

The tweet has since been deleted and a spokeswoman for Melania hasn’t commented on it as of yet, either. There’s a huge possibility that her account may have been hacked since her last official tweet from that account took place on November 8th, 2016 (AKA the day our souls died).

But even if it was a hack, who cares? The Twitterati had a field day pretending like the shit was real! But let’s be honest, everyone knows she doesn’t have time to be “liking” tweets. She’s probably too busy digging a hole in the Trump Tower that she and Barron can escape out of. She figures she can slip away while Don Don is giving hand jobs to the Russians and sending the rest of the country to our doom. Keep digging, girl.


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