Janet Jackson Announces Her Return To Touring, But Well, You Better Check That Refund Policy Before Buying A Ticket

May 2, 2017 / Posted by:

While everyone was distracted by the fuckery being served up at the Met Gala last night, Janet Jackson dropped yet another one of her “Announcements From Bed” videos for her fans. I swear, Janet and these POV videos. I’m sorry, Janet, but the only Jackson I want to know what it’s like to be on top of is that hot piece Jermaine.

While sounding exactly like Michael Jackson, Janet started off her video message by telling her brother Randy Jackson (who’s off camera) to shut his mouth after he pretty much called her a fatty fat ass. Then Janet let her fans know that she really did break up with her billionaire husband and they’re handling it in court right now. Once she got that news out of the way, Janet announced that the tour she pressed “pause” on to have her kid, Issa, is back on and will start up again on September 7, 2017 in Lafayette, LA. Hmm… I’m sure this news has nothing to do with that lawsuit from a fan who accused Live Nation of refusing to issue refunds because the tour was “rescheduled.”

Janet’s tour was called the Unbreakable World Tour, but now she’s calling it The State of the World Tour. Anyone who bought a ticket for the Unbreakable tour and learned that their date was “rescheduled” can use that ticket for the State of the World tour. Janet is planning to do a total of 56 dates and new tickets go on sale on Friday. Janet played 37 dates of the Unbreakable tour before she postponed the whole thing.

A source tells Entertainment Tonight that Janet is serious about this tour and is “rigorously dieting.” She plans on taking her son on tour with her and is also bringing her brother Randy along to be her kid’s manny of sorts.

Bringing Randy on tour is a really, really smart idea. Whenever Janet feels like she can’t perform because her baby sneezed once or she feels a bout of possible nipple soreness from breastfeeding coming on, she can just get Randy Jackson to fill in her for and do songs from his “Randy & The Gypsys” days.

If she did, every fan in the front row would scream at her, “Janet, Janet, you’re looking ill in the face, go lie down and let Randy & The Gypsys take over!”

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