Open Post: Hosted By Channing Tatum Giving Other Celebrities Stripper Names
Channing Tatum recently opened the official Magic Mike male stripper show in Las Vegas, and he’s been doing the press rounds for it. E! News showed him a bunch of pics of other male celebrities and asked him to come up with stripper aliases for them on the spot. Channing dialed his mind from: “did I really sign up to star in a gender-swapped reboot of Splash?” to: “play cutesy with the press” and gave it the old college try.
Here are some of Channing’s suggestions followed by mine:
Zac Efron
Channing: “Rusty Sparkplug”
Me: “Bronzer Buttplug”
George Clooney
Channing Tatum: “Debonair Dogleg”
Me: Forget the game for a mo and let’s wonder why Channing is mentioning Clooney’s dogleg. Does he know something about what George is packing that we don’t? Hmmmm.
Jonah Hill
Channing: “The Unicorn”
Me: Can I use “buttplug” again?
Harry Styles
Channing: “The English Muffin”
Me: “Jailbait Joey”
Justin Bieber
Channing: “The Tattooed Kid” (but, judging by his expression, he totally wanted to go with “Irritating Shithead”
Me: “Irritating Shithead”
Leonardo DiCaprio
Channing: “The Deep Experience”
Me: Bitch, please! (Unless he was being shady, then sure.)
Chris Pratt
Channing: “Pratt”
Me: “Secret MAGA”
Watch Channing Tatum objectifying his fellow himbos below.
Pic: Instagram