Open Post: Hosted By A Trusting Pussy 

April 26, 2017 / Posted by:

If you’ve been to camp, or were in a club, or have gone to a retreat for your job, then you have most likely been forced to do a trust fall. Or as many call it the “don’t play and drop me or I’ll knee you in the asshole” fall. I’ve been on both sides of a trust fall and it’s equally as awful. Whenever I’ve had to fall into someone’s arms, I stand there wondering if they’re going to mess with me and not catch me. Then I’ll end up cracking my head on the ground and forever be known as the poor bitch who trusted the wrong one during a stupid trust fall. And whenever I’ve had to catch someone, I stand there trying to resist the urge to mess with them for fun and laughs. Us humans do the trust fall exercise because we’re dumb. I would think that since cats are smart, they wouldn’t fool with that bullshit. But one did.

Animal trainer Robert Dollwet got his internet famous cat, Didga, to go against the secret oath that every cat makes, which is: Trust no one!

A thousand percent against their instinct, Didga (cat) overcomes the urge to spin to point her feet in the direction falling, she “trusts” me to catch her as she falls straight back into my hands. That’s trust!

Didga may have gone through the motions, but I know that face she makes in the video. That face is the face everyone makes while doing a trust fall. It’s the “I don’t trust you, bitch” face. This is also how I fall into bed while stoned.

Some kind of trickery is going on here. Either Didga is pulling some reverse psychology and is making Robert believe that she trusts him so that he’ll 100% trust her and do everything she says when the cats begin their takeover of the world. Or someone’s holding a sardine on a string above her and pulling it back so she’ll follow it and fall. Then Robert erased the sardine in post production. Yeah, that must be it.

Pic: YouTube  via Tastefully Offensive

 

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