Amber Heard’s Dad Says She’s Planning To Marry Elon Musk

April 18, 2017 / Posted by:

Amber Heard’s first marriage to Johnny Depp was a grade-A mess from start to finish. Accusations of gold digging, dog smuggling, and a divorce that will go down in Hollywood history as one of the messiest divorce battles every fought by a famous millionaire and his younger famous wife. Well, getting divorced from a rich older dude clearly didn’t scare Amber off marriage for good, because word is she might be thinking about getting married to her older billionaire boyfriend Elon Musk.

Amber’s dad David Heard recently spoke to Grazia Daily (via The Daily Mail) about his daughter’s relationship with the insanely rich human with the robot-sounding name. Amber has been quietly seeing Elon for almost nine months. According to Amber’s daddy, nine months is long enough for 30-year-old Amber and 45-year-old Elon to start talking about their future as Mr. and Mrs. Heard-Musk. Sidebar: Herd Musk would make a great name for a farm-scented cologne.

“Amber and Elon are both very serious about each other. She would love to get married. One of the things they want to do is settle down and have a family. They are making plans for that.”

If Amber and Elon got married, this would be her second and his third. He already has six kids. Obviously this is just a famous person’s relative spouting off at the mouth to a tabloid, so who knows how accurate and truthful this story is. It’s also not Papa Heard’s first time blabbing inaccuracies to the press about Amber’s personal life.

Elon’s reportedly worth $13.2 billion. But sadly, Elon will probably make her sign a prenup. Even worse, you know he’s going to make her move to Mars. Unless Amber is into the whole Green Acres in Space thing, that’s no fun. What’s the point of having a real golden shower if it’s on a planet you can’t return to?


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