You’ll Never Guess What Chris Brown’s Fists Were Up To This Morning…

April 17, 2017 / Posted by:

I’ll give you one hint: he wasn’t using them to knead dough for fresh cinnamon rolls. TMZ says that  Chris Brown has been accused of assaulting a photographer at a Florida club early this morning. Chris Brown is the only man who could make a fight in Florida seem extra messy.

Chris rolled in to a club called Aja Channelside in Tampa, FL this morning for a paid appearance. According to management, his entourage told their in-house photographer to stop taking pictures of him. Later in the morning, the photographer tried to get some crowd shots from behind Chris while he was in the DJ booth. When Chris realized there was a camera going off in his personal space, he got angry and allegedly leapt over a couch and punched the photographer in the face.

There’s video from the incident. TMZ says Chris Brown is in the red, his bodyguard is in yellow, and around the 0:20 mark you can see them losing it on someone in the corner.

Police were called to the club shortly after it happened, but Chris Brown had vanished before they arrived. The photographer went to the hospital with a busted lip, and tells TMZ he plans on pressing charges against Chris Brown. I can totally see Soulja Boy also pressing charges against Chris Brown and the photographer. “Hello, police? I would like to report a theft. Those two stole a fight from me!

Chris Brown hasn’t released his standard response (a shaky Instagram video of him calling out the haters), but he did throw up this “poor me!” post early this morning.

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Here’s Chris Brown performing in Miami, FL on Saturday during his The Party Tour. He spent part of his set suspended from the ceiling. That kind of stunt work will come in real handy if he ever auditions for an all-asshole production of Peter Pan.


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