The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For April 14th!

April 17, 2017 / Posted by:

My pick and upvote winner:

Our Father
Who art in bottles
Dissolved be thy teeth
Thy cavities come
Thy caffeine be done
In Walmart as it is in Wawa
Give us this day our daily beverage
And forgive us our arteries
As we forgive those who increase our risk of diabetes
And lead us not into protest lines
But deliver us from Kendall Jenner
For thine is the pop
And the soda
And the fizzy forever and ever


Pic: MyFox5Atlanta

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