Night Crumbs

April 14, 2017 / Posted by: Michael K

Yeah, I don’t know if you heard or anything, but a little trailer for a little movie called Star Something: The Last Whatever came out today. And yes, I’m writing this while sitting on a door that’s floating on the ocean of nerd jizz that is now covering 100% of the world – Towleroad

The thing is, I doubt Jennifer Aniston even posed for these awkward Smartwater ads herself. It looks like they just copy + pasted her face onto some double’s body – Lainey Gossip

While I stuff my mouth with just regular Peeps this Easter, Meghan Markle gets to eat flambéed Peeps off of Prince Hot Ginge’s piping hot naked body – Celebitchy

If you squint your eyes, you can almost see Abby Lee Miller crawling out from that red curtain to snatch Cheryl Burke’s weave – Reality Tea

Rita Ora is trying to give us sexyface, but she looks more like she’s sedated and is trying to stare at a fly on her nose – Hollywood Tuna

Wonder Woman is in W Magazine – Popoholic

If Brit Brit Spears was a dude on Grindr, she’d be the type with a headless torso profile picture – Drunken Stepfather

Justin Theroux’s hair is looking a touch Pete Wentz-ey – Popsugar

Noted crazy Scientologist Jenna Elfman did a Reddit AMA and it went as well as you would think – OMG Blog

Carrie Fisher will not be in Star Wars: Episode IX after all – Just Jared

So I guess I shouldn’t retake the 12th grade again so that I can publicly ask Prince Hot Ginge to be my prom date? – Pajiba

Pic: @Disney

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