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April 14, 2017 / Posted by:

Schick’s lady robot razor!

The star of Schick’s 2016 Super Bowl commercial was a dude robot razor who comes alive when humans aren’t around and battles other robot razors to the death. So yeah, Shick is telling dudes that after a man uses his Hydro razor to shave his ass cheeks and b-hole, the razor comes alive and shakes his butt hairs out of its razor head.

The powers-that-be at Schick obviously haven’t gotten out of the WTF fog they were in when they approved that first robot razor commercial. Because they gave the okay to a new commercial starring a Hydro Silk lady robot complete with tits and a belly button. Schick’s Hydro Silk robot razor doesn’t battle other robot razors, she hallucinates that she’s in an Avatar-like jungle where she swings on vines and leaps over spikes to get to an enchanted well filled with a serum that gives her powers. When a human gets near, the robot razor realizes she’s actually in a bathroom and turns back into a razor. So if you’ve got a Hydro Silk razor, lock up your drugs, because your razor will come alive, get into your stash and then start hallucinating about being in jungles and shit.

I haven’t checked, but I’m sure there’s already robot razor porn out there. I do not want to know what it looks like when they go down on each other.

Pic: Schick

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