Hi Stranger Is March’s Hot Slut Of The Month!

April 14, 2017 / Posted by: Michael K

Remember that picture when you wrap your mouth around an underbaked roll during Easter brunch on Sunday.

History has been made! Believe it or not, but this is the first time that a string cheese creature with a freshly spanked bubble butt bottom has won the title of Hot Slut of the Month for March. Hi Stranger, a creation by animator Kirsten Lepore, is our new reigning HSOTM after getting the most votes, which isn’t surprising. When you stare deep into those bean-shaped dead eyes, Hi Stranger’s wish is your command. And Hi Stranger obviously commanded your vote for HSOTM. Or maybe Hi Stranger said, “Please don’t vote for me, it’s humiliating,” with those eyes and you read it wrong.

Whatever the case may be, Hi Stranger got 39% of your votes, beating out Jackie Hoffman as Mamacita (26%), The Little Professor (21%) and Nina Bo’nina Brown (14%).

Hi Stranger will join the Plushie-Loving Seal and Winona Ryder’s Many Faces in next year’s Hot Slut of 2017 finals.

Thanks to everyone who voted! And because I know we all want to go into this Easter weekend with a thick layer of tingly weird feelings covering our bodies, here’s Hi Stranger again.

Pic: Kirsten Lepore

Tags: Hot Slut of the Month

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