Caitlyn Jenner Wonders If Robert Kardashian Represented O.J. Simpson To Get Revenge On Kris 

Caitlyn Jenner writes in her memoir, The Secrets Of My Life, about having gender reassignment surgery, but she probably knew that she’d need something ESCANDALOSO to drop in order to really sell that shit. Enter: the O.J. case.

Since the O.J. Simpson murder case got a lot of attention last year thanks to American Crime Story and O.J.:Made In America, Caitlyn brings it up in her book. Caitlyn pulls out some brand new information that Robert Kardashian totally didn’t say himself in 1996. Radar posted a piece from Caitlyn’s book where she claims that Robert told her in so many words that he thought O.J. did it. Caitlyn also writes that she believes Robert only took the case because Pimp Mama Kris hated O.J. and he wanted to get back at her for moving on from their marriage and marrying a gold medal-winning athlete. Caitlyn should really get another gold medal in the sport of Making It All About Her.

Caitlyn says that she was in the car with Robert in the late-90s after O.J. was found guilty for manslaughter in the civil trial. She writes that during that car ride Robert made it clear to her that he thought O.J. murdered Nicole Brown and Ron Goldman.

“I would’ve been okay with it if they had gotten him in the first trial,” Caitlyn, now 67, claims Robert told her.

“The implication was obvious that he believed O.J. was guilty,” she continues.

Caitlyn also writes that O.J. was “the most narcissistic, egocentric, neediest asshole in the world of sports” and she, along with most of the world, believes he did it too. Caitlyn thinks that jealousy may have been Robert’s reason for being on O.J.’s legal team:

“I wonder if it was his way of saying to her what I think she was saying to him when she married me: a big fuck you,” Caitlyn writes.

Pimp Mama Kris must be so conflicted and shaking with confusion right now. On one hand, what Caitlyn wrote is petty, spiteful and trashy and could hurt the other Ks. But on the other hand, what Caitlyn wrote is petty, spiteful and trashy, which sells books and brings in that $$$$$! Game does recognize game.

I was joking about PMK shaking with confusion. How can she be shaking while calmly talking on the phone to E! about how next season’s main storyline just popped up?

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