Hot Slut Of The Day!
The inflated dick rubber that fucked with the Brewers-Cub game yesterday!
The Chicago Cubs played the Milwaukee Brewers at Miller Park in Milwaukee yesterday, and if you’re into sports as much as I am, that line probably put your ass into a half coma. But wake all the way up, because one of the most exciting things that has ever happened in the history of baseball happened during the Brewers-Cub game yesterday.
Sometime during the second inning of the game (whatever that means), an unknown hero blew a condom while sitting in the stands and they decided to share that gift with everyone by throwing it toward the field. That blown-up peen sleeve floated above the field before landing and delaying the game. “That wouldn’t be the first time a condom delayed an ending,” said every dude who takes longer to bust while wearing a condom.
The players laughed at the condom balloon and some of them probably nervously laughed while thinking that maybe their wife sent that rubber as a little reminder to wrap it up when fucking their side pieces. Eventually, umpire Jeff Nelson (aka fun killer) ruined everyone’s buzz by stepping on that condom before showing off another form of contraceptive (aka his haircut).
And whoever blew that condom up, I salute you, and also ask you to sail some into the Duggar’s yard.
Pic: WGN Sports/YouTube via NYDN (Thanks Ken!)