Last week, Lindsay Lohan posted that picture on Instagram of her working a one piece in the sea and she’s posted other pictures of her in a one piece since. But LiLo has been in the game long enough to know that if she wants the paparazzi she calls to hand over a thicker wad of cash, she has to give them something extra and I’m not talking about a wet handy this time.
LiLo slipped into a burkini to take some paddleboard lessons in Phuket, Thailand last week and the paps took pictures that are very spontaneous and natural. (FYI: You should read “spontaneous” and “natural” with your opposite glasses on.) The Daily Mail got the EXCLUSIVO rights of Turkey’s Mother Teresa and the racial profiling victim just casually posing with a paddle and board while wearing a burkini in Thailand. Heidi Montag’s title as The Most Casual And Natural Poser Of The Ho Stroll has finally been snatched by LiLo.
Now Lindsay Lohan wears a BURKINI https://t.co/VfGQEcO81X
— Daily Mail Celebrity (@DailyMailCeleb) April 5, 2017
Designer Aheda Zanetti, who created the burkini, told The Washington Post in an interview last year that it’s not just for Muslim women. She’s sold burkinis to non-Muslims and men.
LiLo said recently that she’s not sure if she’s going to convert to Islam. I think these pics prove that she hasn’t yet and is still a disciple of the Church of Attention Whores. And the marketing team at Pepsi are totally going to put LiLo in their next commercial after seeing these pictures. LiLo is more of a coke kind of girl, but she’ll gladly switch to Pepsi for a check.