I don’t know the complete history of the phrase of “Not today, Satan.” I don’t think it first sprouted out of the brain of Bianca Del Rio, but I do know that she made it one of her signature catchphrases, spit it out during season 6 of RuPaul’s Drag Race (which she won), named her tour after it and sells “Not Today Satan” merchandise on her website. Well, yesterday Candace Cameron Bure posted a picture on Instagram of herself wearing a “Not Today Satan” t-shirt and Bianca wasn’t having it today, tomorrow or next week. I guess the era of feuds filed under “Random As Hell” isn’t over.
The Bianca v. DJ Tanner showdown all started when Candace posted this picture of herself standing next to a bouquet of some broccoli, kale and cauliflower-looking shit.
Who knows if Candace got that shirt on Bianca’s site, but Bianca wasn’t amused by it at all. No, Bianca wasn’t mad because she’s much more of a Stephanie Tanner fan. When Candace was on The View, she defended the Christian bakers in Oregon who refused to make a wedding cake for a lesbian couple and dribbled out something about how it wasn’t discrimination. Also, when Chick-fil-A decided to fight against the legalization of same-sex marriage, Candace showed that she was in their corner on Chik-fil-A Appreciation Day. So Bianca wasn’t happy. Whatever kind of joyful feeling Kirk Cameron feels when he wraps his mouth around a Subway twelve-incher, Bianca felt the opposite of that.
Bianca posted the picture on Instagram with this caption:
IF ONLY, THIS HOMOPHOBIC, REPUBLICAN KNEW………
That caused Bianca’s army to head into Candace’s Christian lair (read: her Instagram comments) and let her know about that phrase on her t-shirt. Candace hit back at Bianca and declared that she’s not a gay hater. Bianca had a response to Candace’s response.
So there we go, 2017 is the year that gave us the weird Instagram feud between Bianca Del Rio and DJ Tanner. But I don’t blame Bianca Del Rio. I’d be mad too. Out of all of the Full House cast members, the most boring one had to wear that t-shirt. Not Kimmy Gibbler. Not Uncle Jesse. Not Stephanie Tanner. Not Michelle. Not Joey. Not Danny. Not Aunt Becky. Not Comet. Not Mr. Bear. Hell, I’d even rather see Nicky and Alex in that t-shirt and they were the worst.