Night Crumbs
Kiki Dunst and Charlize Theron posted together at CinemaCon and look like they’re the members of a cult of rich WASPs who worship Colonel Sanders – Lainey Gossip
Grab a rock and squeeze it. I’m sure blood will come out of it. Because Bella Hadid showed more than just one facial expression in a magazine, so obviously anything is possible now – The Nip Slip
Amy Schumer’s man once let her know that she gives a really thrilling morning beej – Celebitchy
Rita Ora’s chichis went on vacation – Drunken Stepfather
I give a “try again” to everyone but Sonja and Ramona – Reality Tea
Okay, but where are the pictures of Brooke Burke’s douche husband without his shirt? – The Superficial
Bella Thorne looks like a 90s faux rockabilly chick at outdoor school – Popoholic
Mischa Barton says she’s being emotionally blackmailed by the ex who secretly recorded them having sex – Just Jared
The cast of Buffy busted out poses for a spread in Entertainment Weekly – Hollywood Tuna
Well, I would rather see Wreck-It-Ralph’s bare and greased-up ass on the cover of Paper – Pajiba
This is cute until we find out that watermelon is poison for pugs! – OMG Blog
Shame on me for thinking that Grace and Frankie were holding weird-looking perfume bottles. I should know my sex toys – SOW
Panty Creamer of the Day: a wet and topless Ryan Phillippe posing for Men’s Fitness – Too Fab
KISS! KISS! KISS ON THE MOUTH! WITH TONGUE! – Popsugar
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