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Gator Golf!
Milton Bradley released Gator Golf in 1994, and by then I was already a teenager and way too old and mature to play with a living room miniature golf toy. At that age I was already doing grown-up things, like going to the miniature golf place where my four friends and I would rent only one putter and take turns hitting the ball in between huffing from a paper bag filled with spray paint fumes. No, we didn’t huff from a paper bag filled with spray paint fumes. That’s tween shit. We passed around a Gatorade bottle filled with Boones Farm wine stolen from somebody’s parents. That’s what growns do.
Gator Golf, which Hasbro (who took over Milton Bradley) still makes today, is a simple game. You take turns trying to hit the golf ball into a gator’s mouth and when you get it in, he shoots it back out and the next player goes. Watch an amateur Gator Golfer (the dad) mess up before a tiny white Tiger Woods (the conceited kid in a striped shirt) shows him how it’s done.
If Gator Golf came out in the 80s, I probably would’ve asked for it and my mom would’ve responded by handing me a broken broomstick handle, a tennis ball found on the street and a giant cup, and told me to “use my imagination.”
Pic: Milton Bradley/Hasbro