“Dancing With The Stars” Doesn’t Deserve Charo Anyway!

March 30, 2017 / Posted by:

Dancing with Charo (And A Bunch Of Nobodies) had its second episode on Monday, and Deadline says the ratings were down. It’s obvious why. The jealous and shit-brained judges committed an illegal act by giving Charo a score of 21 out of 40 the week before. The people just couldn’t bear to watch as the judges continued to do the ultimate wrong by giving the flawless Spanish rose such low scores. Charo apparently agrees.

The bombshell of Whoville and her partner Keo Motsepe got a 25 out of 40 on Monday’s episode, and when the judges laid down their unfair scores, she wanted to crash the stage and cut Bruno Tonioli up with her nose. I thought Charo was just turning it up for the cameras. But a source tells E! News that she’s genuinely pissed and was close to doing the salsa out the exit door.

“Charo was super upset this week about her scoring and she feels like she’s being treated and scored very unfairly. She is seriously upset. She was telling producers that she doesn’t like how they’re underscoring her and she feels like she’s been treated so badly so she was threatening to quit.”

The source says that the producers were able to talk to Charo into staying, but she has vowed to leave if the judges keep throwing low scores at her and if she continues to end up on the bottom. Charo and Chris Kattan were the first ones in the bottom two, and he got kicked off. E! asked Charo’s rep for a response and they only said that she loves DWTS and appreciates being a part of it.

We all know what’s going on here. No, I’m not going to make a joke about how Russia is rigging DWTS. Although, I wouldn’t doubt it.

Every low score for Charo is dripping with pure jealousy, because those judges know that she’s got more talent, grace and star power in the tippity tip tip of her tiny nose than all of them combined. Every time they watch her perform, they’re reminded of what lessers they are. The joke will be on those judges, though. If Charo quits or gets kicked off, the ratings will drop to zero, the show will get immediately canceled and they’ll all be out of a job. And when ABC gives DWTS‘ time slot to Charo, they’ll beg her for an intern position. Charo will give them a job, because unlike those demons, she is a saint with a heart of solid gold.

And here’s the Spanish angel giving the public and a paps a free show!

Pics: Wenn.com/ABC, Splash

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