Open Post: Hosted By A Dog Who Could’ve Won It All

March 23, 2017 / Posted by:

One of last year’s Hot Slut of the Months was Ludivine, a dog who came in seventh place in a half-marathon without trying. Ludivine’s legacy has sort-of lived on thanks to an attention whore dog who crashed a World Cup cross-country skiing race in Quebec City on Sunday.

The Montreal Gazette says that during a three-man showdown at the end of the third lap, a dog we’ll call LookAtMoi McPlayWithMe ran next to the skiers and then in front of them before deciding that shit was boring and exiting the stage. That pooch was in the race for only a few seconds, but easily became the breakout star! Everyone loved the cameo appearance by an adorable race crasher, and I’m sure the skiers did too. Thinking that a dog might get in their way, causing them to fall and lose the whole race probably filled their hearts with the awwws. I’m not being sarcastic either. Anybody who has a heart that feels loves a dog crasher.

I’m mad at that dog, though. If the dog kept going, pooch would’ve easily won the race. Who cares if the dog didn’t do the whole race!? They would’ve had no choice but to give the dog first place, and then pooch would’ve eventually gone on to the Winter Olympics in South Korea next year and would’ve definitely won gold. I so wanted to see that dog get the gold medal in cross-country skiing. Thanks for crushing my dreams in seconds on National Puppy Day, short-attention-span-having dog.

Pic: @NBCOlympics

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