The newest trailer for Baywatch is out, and it’s more bro-tastic than two muscle dudes in dropped armhole tank tops chest-bumping after a workout in a gym blasting a remix of an LMFAO song by DJ Pauly D. (Yes, that image did things to me and made my nipples shoot out a stream of Monster and vodka.)
The new trailer’s got The Rock blowing shit up, a topless Zac Efron, The Rock lifting heavy things, a topless Zac Efron, Priyanka Chopra being evil, a topless Zac Efron, one of Leonardo DiCatchAHo’s exes trying to act, and Zac Efron serving Real RoidWives of Muscle Beach by doing drag.
Jennifer Lopez better get in as many Instagram photo-ops with A-Rod while she still can. Because as soon as A-Rod sees this trailer, he’s going to bust a nut so strong and powerful that it’ll put a hole in her ceiling. And afterward, A-Rod will dump JLo and skip off to find the muscled-up dream girl in the Baywatch trailer.