Scary Spice Filed For Divorce From Her Husband Of 10 Years
Melanie B will always be Scary Spice to you and I. But to Stephen Belafonte, Mel’s skeevy questionably-employed husband of ten years, she just went from Scary to Terrifying. The Daily Mail says that on Monday, Mel B made Stephen’s darkest nightmares come true by filing for divorce.
Mel B has requested joint custody of their 5-year-old daughter Madison and listed “irreconcilable differences” as the reason for why she was filing for divorce. But that might just be because “dirty two-timing skank” isn’t currently a box to check on divorce papers. Stephen was seen in January “cuddling” with a random brunette. Although that might not have bothered Mel B that much, considering she was gushing over him only a month later on Instagram.
Bitches wish they had this? Good news, bitches – now you can!
Mel B and Stephen B have had a real messy ten years together. A little over two years ago, Mel B ended up in the hospital with arms covered in cuts and bruises. Fingers pointed to Stephen, who was convicted of domestic abuse in 2003 for beating the mother of his kid. Stephen was also accused of killing a duck with a cinderblock. Mel B was rumored to have taken her three daughters and left Stephen. But two weeks after the bruised arm incident, she swore that everything was fine and their marriage was rock solid.
If Mel B does have a major lapse in judgement and decides she wants Stephen back, she should be required to let him know by recreating the video for I Want You Back. Shhhh….don’t tell Mel B, but this is a trap set for her own good. See, as Melanie is getting into costume, she’ll realize that squeezing her titties into a too-tight leather bustier and cramming her crotch into hot pants and wearing weird cat-eye contacts is the kind of uncomfortable that Stephen just isn’t worth.
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