Night Crumbs

The Weeknd brought Selena Gomez home to Toronto where he bought out an entire screening of Get Out for them. Either The Weeknd is seriously coochmatized or the relationship contract he signed states that he has to pull stunts like that – Lainey Gossip

Here’s Anne Hathaway airing her Oscar-winning pits out on Elle – Drunken Stepfather 

Strangely enough, capris would go perfectly with that tank top Tom Hiddleston wore on the beach – Celebitchy

The Real Housewives are going on tour, in case you want to spend a chunk of money to see 2 entertaining messes and 3 drips talk about boring shit – Reality Tea

I’m going to have to quote Jabba the Trump and call this fake news, because I’m guessing it’s about Tiffany Trump and there’s no way he cares enough about her to do something like this – The Superficial 

Noel Fielding will be one of the new hosts of the Great British Bake-Off – Pajiba

Feeling herself: Ariel Winter is – Popoholic

Thank God that Emma Watson will make a ton of money from Beauty and the Beast, because maybe she finally pay off her student loans – Just Jared

WWPLS? (What Would Pepper LaBeija Say?): Ryan Murphy will take on the NYC ball scene of the 80s in his new show for FX – Jezebel

The trailer for the new season of RuPaul’s Drag Race had me 1 second in but it really had me at Lisa Kudrow – OMG Blog

Emily RideAJetSki served up her signature comatose zombie poses for DKNY – Hollywood Tuna

And finally, let’s end this St. Patrick’s Day with Robert Downey Jr. in a shamrock onesie – SOW

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